Nottingham's literary legend gives us his two-bob's worth. This month, on people playing games on their mobile phone...
"People playing games on their mobi"
Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the snivelling, dribbling, dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up people on buses today. There’s only one thing worse than someone playing a game on their phone and that’s someone playing a game on their phone with the sound on! Argh! If you think the purpose of evolution was for a fish to drag its ass out of the water so that you could line up coloured balls on a screen and watch them pop, you’re a complete and utter C U Next Tuesday. AHHHHHH Get meh out of errrrr. I hate the lot of yer.
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