This month's ramblings include cheese chat, smashing similes and dark duck talk...
“Sometimes when you’ve had so much cheese you just need a little bit of bread to level off.”
“Hmmm… well, if I didn’t know you I’d think you were cool.”
“How was your food?”
“Really nice mate, I can’t wait to burp so I can taste it again.”
“Mum! She just pushed me to my death!” - Child on the bus trying to tattle on their sibling
“But will it get me so inebriated that it won’t affect my willy?”
“I feel like a Sim.”
“Let’s go into Poundland and I’ll get you something nice…”
“It was like Christmas in flavourtown!”
“Ahhh, look at all those nice ducklings!”
“Most of them won’t survive the month.”
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