Feminist areas, fallopian tubes and the French all feature in this month's Overheard in Notts...
"How come I always get released just as the weather turns bad?"
"We've had so many donations, we are having to widen our feminist area."
Man 1: “I really want to watch that film, what's it called, Old Man on a Country Road?”
Man 2: “You mean No Country for Old Men?”
Man 1: “Oh yeah, that's it.”
“I want him to touch my fallopian tube.”
"Those French, yeah? They eat horses."
"Yes, I know. Snails as well."
"Snails eat horses?"
“Yeah, it’s really bad, needed loads of stitches… Nah mate, I couldn’t be arsed with hospital. I just used me mam’s sewing kit.”
Little girl: "I love Halloween, mummy."
Mother: "Well, you shouldn't do because it's for Satan."
"What? You've never licked a battery?"
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