Do YOU love picking your scabby scalp?
"On a serious note, I haven't been able to cop more goth gear cos it's so expensive."
"Ooh, I'm gonna get the fried buttermilk chicken burger… What is fried buttermilk chicken?"
"I love picking my scabby scalp."
"Have you guys heard about those… [leans in] Shrek raves?"
"I’ve never fed anyone a carrot in a sexy way before."
"I think killing the government is quite ambitious."
"That girl is asking to shit the bed."
"I love a really soggy muffin."
"He's lost a leg and a cousin… That's bad."
"Why’s it snowing in March, bro? I swear if it settles someone’s gonna get licked by a snowball."
"I’m telling you this and you’re going to think I’m lying: but I’m the king of Minecraft parody karaoke. The king."
"I hate cleaning; love having cleant."
"The kid literally thinks he's Spider-Man, it's dangerous."
"The problem is I get really bad butterfingers in the morning."
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