Do you have a Gregg's sugar daddy?
“Sometimes it’s easier to be a fascist than argue.”
“Tell you what we should do: We should get cleaned up and go somewhere nice, like Costco.”
“I'd like to be a teacher, if being a teacher was different to how it is.”
Woman 1: “Is he dead cultured then?”
Woman 2: “Not really. He just doesn’t like baked beans, or drinking squash.”
“He runs like a chicken… Mind you, he looks like a chicken.”
“I feel that Jesus was down with the hip hop.”
“I'm basically your Gregg's sugar daddy.”
“Ew, my face tastes salty.”
“I hate bottomless anything - it's disgusting.”
“So they're lesbians and vegetarians?”
“No, those are two separate weddings.”
“I just love laughing at people getting hurt - it's funny.”
“You shouldn't speak ill of the dead… but he was an arsehole.”
“Every time I meet her she just smells of candles.”
“It's still fashion even if it's from Asda.”
“He was so excited I thought, 'He's going to piss on me.'”
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