What you been chatting this month?
I used to think Tyrone was so leng, then he tried to play Rock Paper Scissors with me over the phone. I ended it there.
Your face smells mouldy.
Riddle me that Jesus.
I’ve seen that kid before he’s like a… man. Like a man baby, adult face.
Schoolboy speaking to other schoolboy at traffic crossing: “Oi mate shut up or I’ll wipe you on the kerb”
You haven’t seen Toast? Now I don't normally get violent but you need a slap in the jaw.
Well I stand corrected in my orthopaedic shoes.
I mean I like B&M but it's mainly just a load of rammel innit?
Mate have you been christened? Not that it matters, there’s defo things you’ve done that can never be forgiven.
A van just passed by that said 'Student Storage', and I wondered how many of them they could fit in...
[At Splendour in the rain] Have you got sea legs? I’ve got sea legs. Reminds me of a P&O cruise.
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