You know what? I think rattlesnakes are given a really hard time
Woman 1: Stop putting your toe in my bum.
Woman 2: I'm not, you're putting your bum on my toe!
You don't find a wife in Rock City. Go to temple to find wife.
Kid 1: Fam, this cereal is dry as!"
Kid 2" Innit, Tesco got the dryest cereal, proper dry tings"
How can I love my neighbour when he wears socks and Greggs sliders
My 3-year-old after getting an accidental wedgie:
"Does Mummy like things up her bottom?"
You're pragmatic, but you're socially inept. It's good.
‘School shootings are fine but…’ (the rest was inaudible)
You know that bald man with the wonky bush…
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