Ah crap are you those doomsday people?
You know people have cows for farming, and some people have cows for fun? I'd like cows for decoration.
I didn’t know whether it was past or passed so I just said beyond
Man 1 - On the train, leans over to pat Jack Russell dog sat on Man 2's knee
Man 1 - "Hello boy, what’s his name?"
Man 2 - "Nazi"
Man 1 - Pats and leaves
I went to West Bridgford Library yesterday morning… Not for books.
I didn't break your nose, there was just a slight crunch
“...and he married a gimp”
I've been saving this one for today: 'Opening doors is too much for resurrected Jesus'
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