So she went to work naked…
She's doing a gender reveal party. Should be a father reveal party
It's basically hips downwards and incredibly furry
Man being offered a cheesy nacho: 'No thanks. I saw some cleavage reflected in a shop window yesterday. Turned out it was mine.
I vaguely remember the face but I'm getting flashbacks from the trauma ten years ago
So she went to work naked…
Person 1: 'You've not got a sporty bone in your body.'
Person 2: 'I've just got the same bones as you.'
Rotterdam is like Amsterdam but different
They're made locally - in Scotland
Oo, I wonder what the lime and mint cooler tastes like?
The Gladstone is the clitoris of the Carrington triangle
Man on phone at bus stop: 'Yo babe just calling cause you sent me like 10 texts message....yeah sorry but you sent like 100 texts messages....it's not like that....you sent me 1000 text messages so I thought I should call you after those like 1 million text message...yeah...ok but why you sent me like a BILLION TEXT MESSAGES?'
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