"Yoghurts are like nicotine patches for snack addicts"
"Yoghurts are like nicotine patches for snack addicts"
“We love you for who you are. Deep down. Not just your funny posts and your pedo jokes”
“Is that what I am to you? Just a pedo”
“Sorry guys. I’ve not been let out of my cage in ages. Am I embarrassing?”
“Well, you did try to get your fanny out on the bus”
“This place is lovely”
“You know what's not lovely? Cyberbullying.”
A man muttering at a Deliveroo courier who is cycling on the pavement: “I swear if you catch me in a bad mood next time I’ll knock you off your bike!”
“I don't want to be sketched. Not while I'm in shorts.”
“I'd rather have a good quality floor-burger than bleached chicken.”
“Dating advice; don’t put all your boobs in one basket.”
“I went to a nudist beach one year, but you get through so much suncream.”
"Do you want to come and watch Spiderman with us on Saturday?"
"No thanks I'm 31"
“I could be friends with a chiropodist.”
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