Overheard in Notts: November 2024

Friday 29 November 2024
reading time: min, words

Beef monster munch and The Pierre of the Resistance both feature in this month's Overheard in Notts...

Overheard

“This is what I miss about Down South - they sell vapes in the toilets there.”

 

“You can't just burp and then keep on talking where you left off”

 

“She definitely sells mamba to children.” (Man pointing at me)

 

“Don’t mek us a Yorkshire tea. Meks me tung gu rate furreh.”

 

Passerby to builder:

“Are you building new builds, then?”

 

"This is the Pierre of the resistance."

 

"Go hard, then go home."

 

Child 1: “If you don’t brush your teeth, they’ll go black or gold.”

Child 2: “Gold?!”

Child 1: “Yep. There’s someone in Year 1 with a gold tooth.”

 

In the ladies loo: "I can see little eyeballs... What's going off?"

 

“Have you heard there's an open casket call for the new Harry Potter?”

 

“He can't be 60, he's talking about beef Monster Munch.”

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