This month's Overheard in Notts features cacti and broken escalators...
My mum, while we are opening pressies: “What day is it?”
Person 1: "Do you want to get on my shoulders?"
Person 2 "I really don't, I might fart on your neck."
"He's a nice guy, I like him, he's just a pervert."
“Do you think they’ll have any miracle grow for that cactus?”
“Yes but not in the poison aisle.”
Woman to her mother in Victoria Centre, by broken escalator: “Shall we just jump?”
“There's something about when your granny calls you handsome that hits so hard.”
“Well I guess people can become psychopaths…”
"We had a lot of fun together, but he's not a drug dealer - he's just a gardener"
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