Ethical hackers, Yorkshire Terriers and jacket potatoes feature in this month's Overheard in Notts...

"So my uncle's seeing a Chinese woman. Does that make me Chinese too?"
“Twenty plus twenty is thirty… no. Forty two. I’m not lying, my mum told me.”
"I always thought it was called a Penis colada...no wonder I always got looked at funny!”
“Double burgundy with a burgundy hat”
“I discovered cheese and beans on jacket potatoes and now I’m more open minded”
“He said Norbert, and I said sorry? So he repeated it again and said Norbert, and I said Norbert? And he said yeah.”
Pointing at a Yorkshire terrier
“What animal does she come from?”
“Hmm… a leopard maybe?”
“Oooohh I love an ethical hacker!”
"'Heaving bosom'? Is that like tits being sick?"
"What's she doing these days?"
"Not you"
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