Cheese sandwiches and Big Tall Dave From Bulwell feature in this month's Overheard in Notts
“Oh mate, I’m so sorry. I am looking forward to my cheese sandwich though…”
"No, not that Dave. I mean big tall Dave from Bulwell"
"She's my age. And that's no age."
Postman 1: “Why are you wearing gloves? It's 21 degrees today.”
Postman 2: “So I don't get papercuts on my fingers.”
Postman 1: “But they're fingerless.”
Girls on bus:
Girl 1: “People are queueing for food…”
Girl 2: “That's kinda whatcha hafta do when you're hungry.”
“At least buy the girl a Nando’s if you have to traumatise her.”
"I didn't learn how to click my fingers until I was 22."
Man 1: "I've never seen anyone in a camo kilt before"
Man 2 in camo kilt "Just shows you how good the camo is…”
"Seems strange coming here on a Saturday; like I said to him, it looks like a Tuesday."
"She's REALLY clever though...for every five drinks, she has a glass of water."
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