Have you noticed the influx of places to gorge on meat as of late? We’re certainly not complaining - the latest edition to Nottingham streets comes in the form of Red’s True Barbecue.
Rather than landing in our city with a softly-softly approach, they’ve decided to touch down with their own indoctrinating religion, detailing the steps to a meaty enlightenment.
With commandments, thirty-step programmes and empowering instructions, the carnivorous restauranteurs aim to put an end to the toil of a life plagued by sub-standard ribs forever.
There are four stages to becoming a fully-fledged flesh-eater, alleviated of hunger, they are:
Stage 1: Look Inside Yourself
Stage 2: Alignment and Focus
Stage 3: Believe and Achieve
Stage 4: Emergence
At the end of these stages, you’re meant to find The True You. You’re probably more likely to find a juicy pile of steak, but that clean-living January crock certainly in’t for everyone.
The fact and the matter is that there is loads of free meat up for grabs on their launch night and in order to obtain this free meat, you must pay close attention to the “self-help” videos Red’s are releasing. There are gold frames in all the videos, and they contain passwords which you must compile for ultimate barbecue badness.
So get watching and keep a keen eye out for FREE BBQ clues.
See you at the sausages.
Red's True Barbecue launches on Friday 30 January
Red's True Barbecue website
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