Boilermaker
Welcome to Boilermaker, the bar has been designed specifically for you to have a place to perfectly waste your time in the least useful manner. However, whilst wasting your time in here, they ensure it'll be wasted with the best liquor, the best service and the most mild banter for a reasonable price (albeit a partial lifespan of your liver and a hefty chunk of memory) and at least leaving learning something new & pointless however maybe forgetting something relative and important.