Mark Askwith: 1954-2006

Words: The Shedfixman
Tuesday 01 August 2006
reading time: min, words

"His band, in its variously amended line-ups, was to frustrate and confound the Nottingham music scene throughout the eighties"

a696d44a-980a-4ae5-93e9-2a0cfbd05351.jpg

Mark Askwith was born the son of an RAF officer in Matlock in 1954. As he came of  age in the sixties he was forcibly packed off to a Derbyshire public school (to his vehement loathing), before legging it to Nottingham, which would become his long-term home. He held down various jobs along the way. I recall one as a window cleaner when some disgruntled old boiler demanded to know his VAT number he replied ‘It’s one. I was the first bloke to get one.’ By his teens, Askwith had soon flourished into a very popular man with the ladies and yet was a proper blokes’ bloke, care of his dashing good looks and massive charisma.

By the mid-seventies, Askwith had infiltrated Nottingham’s local music scene. The advent of punk rock was Askwith’s meat and ale, as a boy who had been bestowed with every privilege in life and yet furiously despised the very mention of the word ‘privilege’.

In 1977 he formed and fronted on vocals a band called The Some Chicken, along with drummer Bob Fawcett (an old public school pal), guitarist Jez Adlington and Greasy Pete on bass and pies. Local entrepreneur Dave Nettleton went to see the band playing The Sandpiper in Commerce Square one Friday night and immediately badgered them into a management contract. The next morning he caught the morning train to London and landed them a tasty recording deal with his contacts down at Raw Records in Soho.

Singles Blood on the Walls and New Religion (which John Peel chose as a Desert Island Disc) were soon to dent the top 100 in 1978, followed by Arabian Daze, which hit number 48 and triggered clubland demand for the group around the UK. In the same year, following a fight in the recording studio (Bob was told that he was playing off the beat and replied ‘What fucking beat?’), Nottingham’s best and most energetic drummer of the time Peter Clark replaced Fawcett in order to finish the album. Clark seriously beefed up the rhythm but, constantly beset by in-bickerings fuelled by Adlington’s manic descent into paranoid and often violent schizophrenia, the group self-destructed. After shafting their manager over an appearance which they were too pissed to play, they were instantly dropped by Raw Records.

By Christmas 1981, Askwith was in a houseshare in West Bridgford affectionately known as the ‘111 Club’, from where he began to supervise boozing sorties to the nearby Test Match. Invited by its publicans to write a punk panto version of Snow White with ex-Matarka keyboardist Paul (The Skipper) Simons, the two then got very drunk when literally no-one turned up to see the performance. But instead of crying into their beers, they ordered many more and decided to recruit three other regulars (John Clegg on drums, Kevin Johnstone on bass and Andy Cope on vocals) and form a new band called The Chimneys.
 
This band, in its variously amended line-ups, was to frustrate and confound the Nottingham music scene throughout the eighties. Most working Nottingham groups at the time would turn up to go and flatter each other, but few felt secure about patronising a group who packed every venue by treating each and every gig as an extension of a day-long piss-up (which it always was). Yet they were usually musically competent enough to carry it off as if it were meticulously rehearsed (which it never was).
 
In 1983, Askwith married his girlfriend Wendy Burn, took a break from the band and departed to Hong Kong to work as a professional drinker at the Kings Arms in Kowloon Tong. He was given a daily budget of two hundred quid in pocket cash to buy drinks for errant crews of British squaddies and policemen coming in off-duty around the Protectorate. This was in order to get them chatting misty about England, start them buying rounds and remain in the boozer all night. Once again, his innate charm had landed him the best job in South East Asia.

In the following year, Arabian Daze suddenly re-charted big style and he rushed back to England to investigate his dues, only to find that former band-mate Adlington had been busy securing the copyright on all The Some Chicken songs for himself (he still reaps sole royalty benefits to this day). After a patchy spell of gigs thereafter, The Chimneys reformed in 1987, but Askwith had soon fallen out with Simons and left the band. When Johnstone also left to cope with a sudden shift of sexuality, Joe Planet, a refugee from the glory days down at the Hope and Anchor in Islington (he often sat in alongside Weller, Ian Dury, Dr. Feelgood, Shakin’ Stevens, U2, Graham Parker etc) was drafted in on guitar along with the Shedfixman on bass.
 
Nevertheless, this latest Chimney line-up promised to be the greatest Nottingham group of all time. Both the musical and comical panache were finally installed and strutting. The expectancy was electric. The venues were pestering. The fans were baying. The telephones were a fucking nuisance.

Yet soon the bickering returned. The Chimneys were in freefall over gig money, as  pub and club owners took full advantage of the band’s drunkenness when it came
to paytime. The Shedfixman’s persistent petitioning for Askwith to be returned to a six-man line-up met with a clinical deafness from the others. The group never survived the year and Askwith retired into a very happy nine-to-five with his wife and became an exceptional pool player. He began to travel and took a good job with the Notts Treasury. They had a son who grew up to be the sort of child that parents idealise of.
 
Whether friend or stranger, no-one who came within earshot of Mark Askwith’s voice could fail to be mesmerised and elevated by his cheer, wit and charisma. As a raconteur, he was easily on a par with Ustinov, Niven or (dare I say? Yes, I fucking do) Milligan. To be such, it’s impossible not to have had a life extraordinaire and that’s exactly what he had. Jam-packed to the rafters with whizzo japes, brash outrageous fortune and derring-do. Yet he never ever shoved the fact at anyone. Always sensible in a crisis, always generous to his many friends. We’ll always love you, Marko!

Mark Askwith died in July 2006 of a heart attack in a swimming pool in southern Spain. He was doing what he did every day of his life, effortlessly bringing joy to his family and everyone else around him. My mind will return every day to a lunchtime back in 1982, in the main bar of the Newshouse in St James Street, where I was then working as a barman. I was casually invited by Mark Askwith to go out for a beer or twenty six with The Chimneys later that evening. The best day’s work I’ve ever done in my life was to say ‘Okay’.
 

We have a favour to ask

LeftLion is Nottingham’s meeting point for information about what’s going on in our city, from the established organisations to the grassroots. We want to keep what we do free to all to access, but increasingly we are relying on revenue from our readers to continue. Can you spare a few quid each month to support us?

Support LeftLion

Sign in using

Or using your

Forgot password?

Register an account

Password must be at least 8 characters long, have 1 uppercase, 1 lowercase, 1 number and 1 special character.

Forgotten your password?

Reset your password?

Password must be at least 8 characters long, have 1 uppercase, 1 lowercase, 1 number and 1 special character.