Is Coventry in England or is England in Coventry?
“Art? I can't stand art, I'd rather have a photo of me on the walls instead of any arty stuff!”
“I kinda miss Boring Dave, his stories are legendary.”
Man walking into the pub with his toddler: "We go here to have fun in the evening because everyone we know will be there."
“I heard everything simontaneously.”
Youth 1: ‘Are England playing Coventry?’
Youth 2: ‘No, they’re playing in Coventry. Coventry is in England.’
Youth 1: ‘Are they?’
"He sneezed so hard out both ends"
“I don't fancy you, but I fancy your political views.”
“I’ve just bashed my fanny on the radiator.”
Lady 1 : “Is that the lady with all the kids?”
Lady 2: “Yeah she’s got 5 kids”
Lady 1: “What happened there?”
Man to child: "There are no poisonous snakes in England, except the adder which is poisonous, but won't kill you. Well not much anyway".
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