Overheard in Notts

Tuesday 10 November 2015
reading time: min, words
You lot don't half come out with some right gems. Here's the sparkliest of 'em all
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Keep your eyes and ears peeled for Big Baby...
 

Young boy at Notts County Football Club: Is this somebody’s garden?

"I went to Stonehenge, yeah, it was for the summer solstice, yeah."

Lad 1: The moon looks great tonight.
Lad 2: When's Mars coming?

Lad 1: How much have you drank?
Lad 2: Chandeliers.

“If I go to McDonalds, will I get a happy ending?”

"So… what's that one?"
"That's a Chinese Mandarin duck, duck."

“Are dinosaurs a myth?”

"I just whacked it in a zoot and bunned it.”

It's alright but it's no Skol Super."

“I keep Denmark's economy going.”

“How do you spell cadge?”
“I think there's a j in there somewhere…”

"Shall we just bang while listening to Ed Sheeran’s album when we get home?"

"Well I'd rather be a dick than a swallower."

"I don't want a Big Issue, thank you, but here's £2 for a drink."

“You know what I'm yet to do? Pick a girl up on a bike. That'll be a winner.”

Woman 1: People are saying it’s Back To The Future day.
Woman 2: They make a day for anything now.

#OverheardInNotts
 

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